The other day, on a weekend, I had done a load of washing. This is not unusual as I seem to do a load of washing every single day. Current Spouse came home from his bike ride, showered and took his sweaty Lycra clothes up to the laundry. He usually places them in the washing machine waiting for the washing fairy to do the next load of washing.
Current spouse - 'do you want me to hang out this load of washing?'
Now a number of responses went through my head as I contemplated taking a fork to his eyeballs. The easy option was to say 'no don't worry I'll do it'. What came out instead was this:
'no just leave it there. It will eventually smell so horrid that the neighbors will start to complain and then you can hang it out'
Current spouse complained i was being sarcastic. But really, do they think they get points just for asking a question like that?
Men say the stupidest things.
AMFYOYO
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